The meaning of life is…
The meaning of life is… 454
That’s what I get for making jokes about penguin wrappers

Retention and conversion
“1. Retention rate: “Customers Retained in Current Period” by “Total Customers”.
2. New Customer Rate: “New Customers” by “Total Customers”.
3. Churn Rate: “Customers you failed to retain” by “Total Customers”.
4. Growth: is the difference “New Customer Rate” – “Churn Rate”.
5. Total Customers: coming into a period are the Customers Retained in the previous period and New Customers you will engage in the current period.”
— Santosh, Tinkeron
Befriend doubt
“Make an enemy of certainty and befriend doubt. When you can change your mind, you can change anything.”
— Kevin Ashton
No need to get personal

Picking up spoons

Because having to pick spoons out of a box is just too complicated
U + God

Ice cream bucket

Pole vaulting
“We’re not going to pole vault out of here, that’s for damn sure.”
— Val. Tremors.