Imagine our internet applications taking on stereotypical human form at your average wedding reception. What would be going on?
The website is the grandad passed-out drunk in the corner, snoring loudly so everyone knows he’s there and will need someone to look after him and make sure he gets home.
The apps is the dad embarrassing himself on the dance floor, trying desperately to get people to join him and not yet realising that his time has passed.
Messaging is the hip-young-thing going around talking to people, chatting to auntie about how lovely ceremony was, buying the best man a drink, directing people to the toilets, booking taxi’s, and making it all looks effortlessly easy.