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Some tortoise jokes

Some tortoise jokes, just because you never know when you’ll need them.

Q. Where do you find a tortoise with no legs?
A. Where you left it!

Q: Why did the tortoise cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell station!

Q: What did the snail say on the tortoise’s back?
A: Weeeeeee!

Q. What’s a tortoise’s favourite leisure activity?
A. Terrapin Bowling!